[He just shakes his head. That one is way too easy to counter. They box up elements all the time and he knows she enjoys indoor plumbing. So he'll find something else to divert attention.]

Sure does keep the room brighter. [He heads over to the lightswitch and turns it off.] Or not. [And on.] Man. I sure do miss those gas lamps we had. Remember last week when I accidentally spilled the oil all over you while refilling one?